to lighten the mood on the page, and share some tropical memories with those who were there with me......
Top 10 things I learned "down Island" (the last time I was down island, which was much too long ago)
10. Most people do not share my fondness for hermit crabs and lizards
9. Contrary to popular studies, an Iguana will in fact chase you when aggravated
8. Don't grab something at the bottom of the swimming pool just because you don't know what it is
7. Try not to consume 4 hard boiled eggs and a pint of chocolate milk in 2 minutes at 7:30am prior to snorkeling
6. Convincing yourself that your job will be magically better when you return does more harm than good
5. If you fall asleep in the sun when in the company of anyone under the influence of Cruzan Rum (or just Pokey in general), be prepared to handle the consequences
4. Cruzan Rum with Dr. Pepper does NOT taste "OK"
3. Never let a friend "take your car to the store" when you are out of town
2. Don't poke a barracuda with a stick
1. A person can live on conch fritters and Caribe just fine
As always..... good times,
-Cyn
1 comment:
Haha! What was at the bottom of the swimming pool? I think these points are the outline of a very funny short story, perhaps?
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