Thursday, March 23, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME !!!!

I am 32 today... and that feels old for some reason. 30 I loved, it was very liberating, 31 was fine, nothing really different. but 32 has a definite decline to it, not sure why..... maybe this year will show me.

I decided to think of what I learned this year, and I may add to this as things hit me over the next few days.... but here is a start.

What I learned at 31.....


  • Once you start to pay bills online, you forget how to write a check and purchase stamps
  • make-up really does make a difference
  • heartburn is real, not something old people make up for sympathy
  • grey hairs grow back
  • a burrito after 2:00 am still tastes good, but is a bad decision
  • "Clubs" are full of kids
  • I can no longer be considered "hot"..... and have graduated to "not bad for a 30-something"
  • skin is fragile, and not actually elastic
  • some clothes from my early 20's still fit me, does NOT mean I have any business wearing them
  • I have no idea what "cool" is anymore
  • the only radio worth listening to is WGN or NPR
  • music is a lost art
  • drinking is now called "cocktailing", and starts 5 hours earlier and ends 5 hours earlier
  • I look forward to voting
  • shoes and handbags can never make you look fat
  • cigarettes really do effect your lung capacity
  • walking at an accelerated rate really does effect your lung capacity
  • manual labor takes on an entirely new meaning
  • still getting letters in the actual snail mail is very exciting
  • sarcasm does not transfer well via email or text message
  • I am technically challenged
  • I hate acronyms and wish people would use full words to communicate
  • Men can't read minds
  • I dislike dating boys, and have yet to figure out a way to stop
  • flowers really do make things all betters sometimes
  • my cat is the devil
  • I ate too much Thai food when moving to Chicago, and actually dislike it now
  • friends don't have to live anywhere near you
  • attraction starts in the brain, if it doesn't, run away.....
  • John Cusack is getting old
  • there is an art to laundry
  • patriotism and government have nothing to do with each other
  • I have loved a lot of people in my life, and am grateful to all of them
  • I am too old to break into any aspect of showbusiness, accept maybe "key grip" or something back stage
  • grilled is better than pan fried
  • well liquor and top shelf taste different
  • bud light tastes like water
  • Single malt scotch tastes like dirt (sorry Dad, its true)
  • 8 hours of sleep is really, really nice to get
  • I have no regrets

That about covers it for now...... Happy Thursday to all of you.

Good times,

Cyn

1 comment:

T o m m y A l l e n said...

Happy Birthday.

I saw the list and must confess that I was about to groan and click on.

"Yet another list"

...but then I got pulled in and realized that even as I have sped past 32 some time ago, some things remain true.

And Bud Light does taste like water.

Thanks again for dancing around the keys to provide enjoyment for my screen. Before you all I had was porn.

Hubba Hubba!